@JasonLastname: Most monkeys don't like bananas, they're just being sexy.
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@Quartzjixler: I was late so I shoved a whole taco into my mouth. It was a sight to behold based on the facial expression of the lady in the adjacent car.
@vanderwangwe: The cranberries used to write songs that would get stuck in your head, in your heeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
@iwearaonesie: How much longer? Did you bring any snacks? They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet? - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
@dulcetry: One time I got so nervous when a guy took off his pants in front of me I said "friggity diggity" please do not rt