@just1fool: Most of my life consists of trying to keep up with what's not cool so I can be sure to avoid any small talk.
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@leechee420: Listen google, it's 2015. I need you to figure out who I'm talking about when I type "that one guy in that movie I didn't like."
@LOsepyan: According to my next door neighbor's diary I have "boundary issues" can you believe that?
@3sunzzz: [bed] M: "I'm freezing." H: *rolls over, adjusts pillows and blankets, wraps around me* [1 min later] M: "I'm hot, get off me."