@just1fool: Most of my life consists of trying to keep up with what's not cool so I can be sure to avoid any small talk.
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@Beerhaze: My oldest is 14 today. Daddy's baby is growing up. Soon she'll start looking for boyfriends and find them all dead under the floor boards.
@Brianhopecomedy: I wish the guy who made the vacuum cord would chat with the guys that make phone chargers.
@ThaJawn: Clown: OMG! I just crashed my car! Clown 911: We are dispatching 20 ambulances to your location