@just1fool: Most of my life consists of trying to keep up with what's not cool so I can be sure to avoid any small talk.
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@rockymomax: [having sex] Me: Oh ya you like that? Her: Deeper! Me: [baritone voice] OH YA YOU LIKE THAT?
@Jabba_Jabba_Jaw: You can insult anyone you want, as long as you end the sentence with "but in a good way".
@MartaEffing: My self esteem flared up this morning. So I put on my bikini and checked my bank account. Ahhh... That's more like it.
@downfront: Scientists discover that Jupiter's moon, Europa, may be suitable for human habitation. When asked to comment Jupiter stated, "Oh, hell no."