@SmartassChef: Most of my one night stands happened because they knew they would get a fabulous breakfast the next morning.
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@o__0Dev: My boss really hates that I shortened his name to Dick.... Especially since his name is Steve
@myqkaplan: "should i go into the arts?" "can you imagine yourself doing anything else?" "no" "then i wouldn't go into the arts, with no imagination"
@Jordan_Morris: Old video games: "Quick! Kill a bunch of dudes!" New video games: "Quick! Kill a bunch of dudes... but also, take some time to appreciate how emotionally complex it is to be a parent!"
@MeetingBoy: "A computer keyboard has more bacteria than a toilet seat." I don't doubt it, given the shit my boss sends us in email.