@Douchekevin: Most of my parenting skills come from watching Animal Planet.
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@brennadine: Hang on guys. My boyfriend told me not to be anxious, so I expect to feel better any moment.
@comer310: Me: Anything you can do I can do better, I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU! Mom: Why are you yelling at the dog?
@ThaJawn: Glue: *holds two pieces of paper together Crazy Glue: *holds two pieces of paper at gun point
@WilliamRodgers: Bro: Dude, is this YOUR Shakira CD??? Me: What? No....it's my wife's..... Hips: No.... It's his... Me: Shut up Hips!