@BrassBallsCJ: Most of my upper body strength comes from trying to push a grocery cart through the store with 3 kids hanging on it.
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@torrami: Doughnut boxes advertise "ZERO TRANS FAT" as if anyone buying a box of doughnuts cares about the nutritional content.
@rodney_at_large: If the final comments of your speech last 45 minutes, please don't preface them with "and lastly".
@MrBob_52: First week of my diet I gained 3 pounds. However, I found out if I stand further away from the mirror I look thinner.