@lanyardigan: Most of us get into advertising for the money. Me? I've just always had a passion for making people feel bad
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@SCbchbum: Seriously, if I were a manager at Burger King, my answer to every complaint would be, “You’re at Burger King.”
@WhiskeySoured: To protest Donald Sterling's racist comments I'm going to continue to not care about basketball.
@lilgapeach32: Who decided "have a happy period" was an okay thing to put on a tampon box? "Manslaughter is illegal" would've been more relevant.