@SardonicTart: Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up.
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@marcia_bee: Note to self: "rubber" in the US does NOT mean "eraser". Bright side: my popularity in this office is at an all time high!
@AKcrazy18: When a Nokia phone warns you about low battery, you have at least 1 month to find where the charger is lying in your house.
@1par8head: Wish my husband got a check from the NFL for all the refereeing he does from his recliner...