@BarebakAssassin: Most problems can be solved by pouring a concrete slab over the person causing the problems.
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@Sophie2078: I spilled coffee over my keyboard, so I spent all day asking letters from my employees. "Give me a "g" "Give me an "h" They hate me now.
@TheMichaelRock: *texting with my mom* Mom: I miss your handsome face! Me: Aww..thanks, mom! I miss you too! Mom: Sorry. Wrong number.
@desi_princess: Are we stopping for ALL pedestrians now? I can understand kids & the elderly. But everyone else should be able to dodge cars.