@BarebakAssassin: Most problems can be solved by pouring a concrete slab over the person causing the problems.
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@Tommytoughstuff: [Post fight interview w/ boxer Joey "poor choice of words" Stevens] Joey: "I just couldn't get that guy to go down on me."
@simoncholland: My wife didn't post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way.
@FlyJ_: I still don't understand why my boss didn't like my idea of playing musical chairs at our next Monday meeting. He asked us for new ideas.
@david8hughes: [overhears girl at work crying because her grandad & her dad died this month] Me: not all men are like that