@wittwitbarista: Most things in life aren't free. HOWEVER if you run fast enough, they are.
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@Lisa_Laughs_: I know two wrongs don't make a right, obviously. But how many does it take? I'm like on 756.
@Turbo_Jimmy: "Ok Noah, that's 2 of everything! Did I see a 3rd sheep in your office tho?" Nope "Yea I did, it had lipstick on?" Nope, raise the anchor
@UnicornSyrup: Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.