@wittwitbarista: Most things in life aren't free. HOWEVER if you run fast enough, they are.
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@CopBroughtPizza: todd: *sobbing uncontrollably* me: relax it was just a little earthquake todd's wife: he's an etch-sketch artist. it was everything he had