@badbanana: Most unrealistic scene in Pacific Rim? Hundreds take shelter in a bunker during a monster attack. Not one person is tweeting.
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@WildeThingy: I'm white and my wife is black. I'm trying to convince her we should adopt a Chinese baby so we can tell people that's how they are made
@JimGaffigan: When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."? No one should be that happy.
@Storminika: I win arguments with cab drivers by getting out of the cab and leaving the door open.
@markleggett: Fired from my court room sketch artist job, for putting thought bubbles on people's heads saying "The court room sketch artist is so hunky."