@shariv67: Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.
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@dinnersruined: DATE: *sighs* You said you were a professional body builder. ME: I am! I make prosthetics. Ha ha! And funny jokes! Wait where are you going?
@AnnaKendrick47: In first grade when I'd tell my parents what I learned in class and they'd act amazed, I'd think "Shouldn't you know this shit already?"
@AbbieEvansXO: Date: I love car chase action scenes Me, a fruit stand vendor: I think we're done here
@LlamaInaTux: If dogs named famous people, we would have: -Bark Wahlberg -Bark Zuckerberg -Bark Hammill -Bark Obama -Charles Barkley would still be Charles Barkley