@shariv67: Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.
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@slimmy_shady: I have an idea for a website where people seeking to share their views and ideas can get together and ignore each other.
@xysist: Women are so jealous. I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created.
@Brianhopecomedy: My wife said that my 5 year old gets really hyper because of the sugar he has at breakfast so I think I'll stop putting it in his coffee.
@ojedge: [1st date] [to self] Don't let her know ur a boa constrictor Her: "How's your meal?" [i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table]