@vjraines: Most women want a man who can make them laugh and also feel safe. So basically, a clown ninja. Good to know
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@E_lok44: You know that runny food on your plate that touches all the other food? That's you, butting into a conversation. You're creamed corn.
@lovemydogduck: Getting shit done. Was my response when my boss ask me what I'm doing. And now I'm sitting outside of H.R.
@FattMernandez: I'm posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they're making ceramic bowls.