@KenJennings: Motion to rename biological clock "restless egg syndrome."
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@wolfpupy: if you are getting the names Jon and John confused call them by their full names, Jonaldo and Johnaldo
@UrFavAsianGuy: Sorry girls, I'm no Bruno Mars, I won't catch a grenade for you. In fact, if such situation ever happened, I'd use you as a human shield.
@SteveSuckington: Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but they won't have sex with you either.