@jeannerbeaner: "Mounting debt" sounds way sexier than it is.
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@Donnie_Fairburn: If nothing else, the iOS7 update has proved it's usefulness by automatically adding the little accent mark to the word jalapeño for me.
@andrewdrafts: If I say "Bloody Mary" three times in the mirror in the dark I get a free drink, right?
@NoTheOtherJohn: [Lies on resume about having gone to preschool] Boss: You're hired. Your first task is to make me a macaroni picture. Me: *eyes widen* what