@jeannerbeaner: "Mounting debt" sounds way sexier than it is.
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@ObscureGent: Mother in law just said global warming with air quotes. It's going to be a long night.
@zachreinert03: What i do in my bedroom is my business, what I do in your bedroom ok I guess that's your business
@SamGrittner: This Uber driver is the worst. I can't roll down the windows, he keeps asking questions, the doors won't open, and now his siren is blaring.