@jeannerbeaner: "Mounting debt" sounds way sexier than it is.
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@ArfMeasures: BULLY: lol as if you've got a date for prom ME: uh yes, actually, I have BULLY: Damn ME *confidently smooths down shirt* It's May 23rd. I'll be going alone
@ObscureGent: [First day as a henchman in a video game] Me: how about we safely store these red flammable barrels somewhere instead of using them for cover?
@SteveKoehler22: Be carefully which minty aromatic plants you accidentally step on. Thyme wounds all heels.