@JohnLyonTweets: Movie idea: Family moves into haunted house; ghosts appear; family too busy staring at phones to notice; ghosts leave in disgust.
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@EllieM72: The moderator needs a spray bottle. Each time someone interrupts, they could just be like: "NO! BAD PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE! BAD!! *spray*
@MattTheBrand: me: haha isn't it weird that i own you? dog: [pauses mario kart] own me at what, exactly.
@com3t0think0fit: Neighbor: I don’t drink coffee it makes your teeth all yellow. Me: Throws holy water in her face. *Neighbor melts Me: Not today Satan.