@Jake_Vig: Movie Law:
All computer hackers have to say "We're in" when they get into "the system"
@MartaEffing: I'm sorry I broke your finger, but seriously, what did you expect would happen when you tried to eat the last two fries off my plate?
@JRobb773: I'm a very honest person except when HR asks if I'm the one trying to weaponize the pigeons outside my office.
@jackmackenroth: I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow Whites' heroin addiction.
@hellohappy_time: Can I be wracked with something other than guilt. Like. Can I be wracked with spaghetti.
@rockymomax: BAILIFF: do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the
JUDGE: [flipping through law handbook] what do we do if he says no?