@Jake_Vig: Movie Law:
All computer hackers have to say "We're in" when they get into "the system"
Can you scour the house looking EVERYWHERE for something I'm poorly describing that you've never seen or heard of before?
@iwearaonesie: My wife said I need to grow up.
I was speechless.
It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth
@katy_fit: To all of you Single Guys here on Twitter...
Don't forget to buy your Wife something on Valentine's Day.
@Everette: iPhone 8 is like your ex coming back after a year saying they changed, you give them another a chance and realize they're basically the same
@Jmboyd58: Yes, I absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication.