@Jake_Vig: Movie Law:
All computer hackers have to say "We're in" when they get into "the system"
@MyPornKhan: I'm guessing the person who decided how to spell "queue" and "okay" got paid by the letter.
@Underchilde: They say they’re free weights, but the gym gets pissed if you put them in your car and leave.
@AimeeHelene1: Pretty sure HR is going to be paying me a visit, thanks to the CW that emailed to thank me for "all the services I provided them".
@LadyJanieGeek: Came downstairs to find my 85 year old mum watching the TV
Me:" Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?"
Mum: "Just to make sure"
@hippieswordfish: *baby takes first step*
wow took you long enough