@Jake_Vig: Movie Law:
All computer hackers have to say "We're in" when they get into "the system"
@NurseMurderer: I want to put hot dogs on my fingers so I have extra long, floppy, hot dog fingers.
@TingyS: So I just found some ham in my purse. How thoughtful of drunk me.
@StatusInBeirut: In the future:
"So Zionists tried to take a people's home and said god gave it to them."
"So what happened?"
"Apparently god disagreed."
@truegritrumble: BOSS: I hate "yes men."
ME: Yeah. Me too.
BOSS: I like employees who speak their mind.
ME: Yeah. They're the best.
BOSS: You get me.
@Tmoney68: George H.W. Bush, age 90, went skydiving yesterday.
I'm 45 & I strained my hamstring getting out of my car.