@Jake_Vig: Movie Law:
All computer hackers have to say "We're in" when they get into "the system"
@cynicanoldicus: Never threaten anyone. It spoils the surprise.
@ShittyComedian: When you said coke I assumed you meant cocaine. No thank you. Soda is bad for you.
@meganamram: Fun fact: Peanut butter also sticks to the roof of your ex-husband's BMW
@iamspacegirl: ME *traps wasp under a cup*
MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
MAGICIAN GHOST *starts to shuffle them*
@claytatum: Owls are just nocturnal pug birds