@Jake_Vig: Movie Law:
All computer hackers have to say "We're in" when they get into "the system"
@PlasmaChemist: Shouldn't octopus apendages be called eightacles?
@causticbob: Failed my Politics exam. "Describe the role that India plays in the modern world".
Apparently "Tech Support" is not the correct answer.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Got thrown out of the theater during the Superman movie but was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses.
@dougbies: Apparently “my brain hurts” isn’t a legit reason to leave work early
@david_tull: *purposely chooses network with most dropped calls*