@Jake_Vig: Movie Law:
All computer hackers have to say "We're in" when they get into "the system"
@AndDube: Thank you, internet, thank you. 😂 #Covfefe
@goodballs: Call me crazy but you can't follow, star, retweet, and trophy me and then act surprised when I show up to your house in a wedding dress.
@SteveKoehler22: When you ask her
"Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
And she answers
"No, who wrote it?" ....
@wendchymes: If my boyfriend really cared about me, he'd stop being imaginary...
@Jade_VK: I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective