@Jake_Vig: Movie Law:
All computer hackers have to say "We're in" when they get into "the system"
@llvvzzz: Laughter is not the best medicine. Please take your medicine.
@WakeVII: Parents: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Parents: Mom and dad.
Me: Mom and dad who?
Parents: Exactly, you're adopted son.
@notfaizzy: If your surname is Rice and you don't name your kid, Fried then I can never be friends with you.
@dankashane20: Why would you chase a waterfall? They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.
@WilliamAder: HR and I apparently disagree on what "debriefed" means.