@girl_a_whirl: Mr & Mrs Smith is my favorite movie about how trying to kill your spouse & demolishing your house can bring the magic back to your marriage
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@curlymalloy: Why are they giving Lance Armstrong a hard time about doping???... Going to the moon is very scary shit!!!
@ChribHibble: The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly plan.
@A_New_Chapter_: I will not kill my coworkers I will not kill my coworkers I will not.... Maybe just one...
@CleoZevach3000: Did it bother anybody else that the guy from that "Operation" game was clearly wide awake?