@joshcomers: MTV canceled Teen Mom, so it's like they had those babies for nothing.
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@Go2Slp: How to sports: - Take a ball - Put it someplace someone else doesn't want you to put it - Congratulations you've now sportsed
@enclaire: Bored, so I'm going to find a kid that looks like me and tell her I'm her from the future.
@The_MartiniGirl: I really was gonna jog at the park today....but I just found an empty park bench so I'll just have a few smokes and cheer the joggers on.
@Roweboat13G: A recent medical study shows that women who carry a little extra weight generally live longer than the men in their lives who mention it.