@TitansHomer: MTV stopped having their "Unplugged" specials because the shitty artists we have now can't play any instruments.
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@Home_Halfway: BARISTA: I have an order for...God? Is there a God? [no one answers] ATHEIST: Haha told ya GOD: *exiting bathroom* Sorry I'm here ATH: Shit
@dafloydsta: When a coworker says "This is all Greek to me", I always assume they want me to punch them right in their throatopolis.
@Loli_Sug: Hospitals don't like it when you unplug things to charge your phone w/ out asking first