@jewfacekilla: MTVs Teen Mom has been cancelled. At least one person on that network knows when to pull out.
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@AnOrangeSNES: Have you heard about the late great actor? "Wow, he's dead?" *Actor strolls in* Nope, just never on time.
@AshFrieds: There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil
@themiltron: [God creating beards] ADAM: God, I don’t like my face. GOD: Tell ya what, buddy: I’ll cover it in pubes. ADAM: What? That’s not— GOD: Done.