@LDLevesque: Much like #Skynet, the dirty dishes in my sink have achieved self awareness.
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@3sunzzz: Tip from my mom: Always wear your bathrobe when at home. Then if somebody stops by unexpectedly you're "just about to hop in the shower".
@tdug: My greatest fear is having a star athlete injure himself and having the coach look into the crowd and point at me to take his place
@KayLee_CPT: "Umm, what are you doing? Can you not? Seriously, get off me!" - The first horse ever ridden (probably)
@therepoguy: My dog really needs to learn how to drive a stick because what good is fetching one bottle of vodka.