@jwoodham: Much like the giant panda and the snow leopard, the 20-something white girl without a wrist tattoo is now an endangered species.
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@junejuly12: Nothing scarier than a server who takes multiple orders without writing anything down.
@3sunzzz: I had a long list of important things that I had to get done today. I lucked out, I can't find it. Anyone free for lunch?
@robfee: Make your employees work 8x faster by constantly playing that music from Sonic the Hedgehog when you've been under water for too long.
@aparnapkin: Friendship: because I've said many dumb things & you acted like they were TED talks