@Go2Slp: Mufasa didn't die, he just went out for a pack of smokes and a newspaper.
- The Lyin' King
@khook32: Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away!
Well grandma, that's how organ donation works.
@GianDoh: How can I relax when every aspect of my physical and mental state is governed by something called The Nervous System?
@snmrrw: they smoked a joint and
overthrew the government.
now that's a high coup
@LackOfShame: YOU ASKED IF YOU COULD PET HER, NOT IF SHE BITES, MEGAN.
@moose_chocolate: "7 minutes in heaven" but just me locked in the closet with this burrito.