@Go2Slp: Mufasa didn't die, he just went out for a pack of smokes and a newspaper.
- The Lyin' King
@Snarfernini: I'm a wealth of knowledge
Unless you want it to be true
Then I'm pretty solid on about 6 topics
2 of those might just be Doritos flavors
@DurtMcHurtt: [trying to unhook a bra]
*kung fu noises*
@Chelsea_Elle: Asked a Target employee if I could open this camera before I buy it and he said he wouldn't even care if I killed someone in front of him.
She gave me life
She gave me love
She gave me sarcasm
She gave me the ability to
cut brake lines so that it
looks like an accident.
@WornOutMommy: I offer kid $1 to do a chore. He sticks dollar in pocket. I get dollar back on laundry day.
Lather. Rinse. Repeat!