@Go2Slp: Mufasa didn't die, he just went out for a pack of smokes and a newspaper.
- The Lyin' King
@Marcmywords2: Today was so terrible, I thought
Steven Seagal was in it.
@Squizbot: I would never cheat in a relationship
because that would require two people finding me attractive.
@ElizaBayne: Name brands really are better. For instance, I just found out that the Tide pen works much better on stains than regular pens
@GreenishDuck: Fun Fact: 100% of people don't know what to do with a dirty dish at someone else's house.
@johnroderick: Planning to edit the three Hobbit movies into one watchable movie. Should I use Instagram or Vine?