@Go2Slp: Mufasa didn't die, he just went out for a pack of smokes and a newspaper.
- The Lyin' King
@DillDoes: *pours a bucket of water into the ocean*
You're free now
@Bob_Heller: You might want to read all of my tweets... so that when the movie comes out you can be all pompous and say the timeline was better.
@Easy_Tiger__: People who take things literally on twitter, stop.
Wait. First take this tweet literally, then stop.
@SummerCandyEyes: My son asked me if mayonnaise was a mammal.
*cashes in college fund
*installs a pool in backyard
@T_Bonezzz_: How do German people not choke to death when they talk