@Go2Slp: Mufasa didn't die, he just went out for a pack of smokes and a newspaper.
- The Lyin' King
@Eden_Eats: I hope my neighbors follow me on Twitter cause their car's lights are on.
@ermahgarton: a big congratulations to all the big baseball men for not closing their eyes when the ball was coming towards them, good job men
@meganamram: "Only a good guy with a forest fire can prevent forest fires" - Smokey the NRA Bear
@NaaN_Conformist: I go through the 7 stages of grief just to get to work everyday.
@jwoodham: Just realized I follow Barack Obama and he follows me back. Excuse me while I send the leader of the free world a DM about Harry Potter.