@my_minivan_life: Muffins - for people who don't have the guts to order cake for breakfast.
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@Elizasoul80: I don't blame sharks. If someone walked into my house and started splashing around in my bath, I'd bite their leg off too.
@C_J_Commode: I've reached the point of laziness where even laying around has become too much for me to handle.
@trevso_electric: Trev's antisocial challenge: walk up to the first coworker you see and say, "I'm sorry you feel threatened by my triceps."