@my_minivan_life: Muffins - for people who don't have the guts to order cake for breakfast.
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@CroweJam: I'll believe corporations are people when conservatives ban them from marrying each other.
@donni: Shout out to people who block me cuz it hurts their feelings I occasionally fav them without following. You can also just ask me to stop :/
@shariv67: Whenever someone says smart phones are turning people into zombies, look up from your phone just long enough to bite them.