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@mostunladylike: Mugger *shows knife*
Crocodile Dundee "No this is a knife"
*pulls out huge knife*
Alanis Morrisette "Hang on"
*sifts through 10,000 spoons*

Mugger *shows knife*
Crocodile Dundee “No this is a knife”
*pulls out huge knife*
Alanis Morrisette “Hang on”
*sifts through 10,000 spoons*

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