@LucybelleH: Mum, that's not a picture of Jesus
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@SondraDeeMe: [sex in car] ME: Remember when you could do this without fear of strangers watching? BF: Yes UBER DRIVER: Would you like a water?
@weinerdog4life: Turn your proctologist into a magician by stuffing 45 feet of scarves in your butt.
@AndyAsAdjective: BOSS: I need to see you in my office ME: *I begrudgingly take off my invisibility cloak* oh alright
@zgbetty: The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort.