@shkeeber: Mummies are basically just zombie burritos.
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@PeaceInTruth1: Just because I'm smiling doesn't necessarily mean that I like you. I might be picturing you on fire.
@ch000ch: sorry, standing outside your house with a sign that says "prom?" was probably a confusing way to ask u what prom means
@DamienFahey: About to check Facebook? Let me save you some time. One of your friends has updated their cover photo to a picture of the beach.