@fart: muppets cannot die and nobody else seems to be worried about this
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@david8hughes: If you see a distressed woman in the mall screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one.
@therealeatwood: [Enter Password] drapes [Re-enter Password] carpet [Error: Passwords must match]
@Home_Halfway: Just gonna wait to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I'm describing him.
@SortaBad: Why are you breaking up with me? "You treat your dog like a baby. It's weird" Shh *puts hands over dog's ears* he's 26 months he understands