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@goodhairperson: [murder occurs]
ME: how terrible. why can't we love each other

[someone slightly inconveniences me]
ME: I will execute your entire family

[murder occurs]
ME: how terrible. why can’t we love each other

[someone slightly inconveniences me]
ME: I will execute your entire family

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