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@thepunningman: [murder scene]
detective: "she drown?"
cop: "after a blow to the head"
d: "what's he doing?"
me: [trying to draw chalk outline on river]

[murder scene]
detective: “she drown?”
cop: “after a blow to the head”
d: “what’s he doing?” 
me: [trying to draw chalk outline on river]

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