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@LaziestCanine: Murderer: IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU
Me: wow your hands are so soft
Murderer: omg really
Me: [caresses his hands] what moisturizer do you use

Murderer: IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU
Me: wow your hands are so soft 
Murderer: omg really
Me: [caresses his hands] what moisturizer do you use

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