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@ArfMeasures: MURDERER: [looking for me] You better of hidden well or you're dead

ME: [under bed, tears in my eyes] It's better HAVE

MURDERER: [looking for me] You better of hidden well or you’re dead

ME: [under bed, tears in my eyes] It’s better HAVE

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