@KalvinMacleod: [murders Aquaman with some super absorbent paper towels]
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@J0hnnyBlaze: If she didn't reply to any of your 20 texts, she probably doesn't have good cell service. Definitely don't stop texting her
@toastymoe: Some people should be forced to carry a plant around with them, to replace the oxygen they waste.
@TheNardvark: One time my dad caught me smoking an e-cig so he took me out to the shed and made me smoke an entire VCR.