@KalvinMacleod: [murders Aquaman with some super absorbent paper towels]
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@Brampersandon_: ME (wearing Tommy Hilfiger): ready to go? GF: not until u put on something less hideous TOMMY HILFIGER (climbs off me): that was unnecessary
@librarianfonz: I literally use figuratively in literally every occasion where I am literally speaking figuratively.
@68Cly29: I always look for the best looking cashier at the supermarket and always end up at the self checkout lane