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@BertCarrillo: *muttered from inside a bear*
"Go hiking," they said.
@Token_Geezer: It hurts? That’s the body’s way of showing you it’s healing.
It doesn’t hurt? That’s the body’s way of showing you it’s healing.
@Phook75: I'm 89% certain I'm technically still dating at least 3 women from the late 90's early 2000's cause I left for beer and never came back
@jwoodham: HOW TO ROB A BANK: (1) Walk in and start talking about your study abroad experience. (2) Everyone's asleep now. Grab the money.
@timdonakowski: I wish someone would challenge me so I could help raise awareness for ice buckets.
@petemandik: Scientists report global context shortage. "I guess I'll have flan," some scientist said, totally out of context.