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@XplodingUnicorn: My 1-year-old refused to wear her shoes and carried them around instead.

She can barely walk and she's already the drunk girl at the party.

My 1-year-old refused to wear her shoes and carried them around instead.

She can barely walk and she’s already the drunk girl at the party.

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