@whereami18: My 12 wakes up, showers, changes into another pair of PJ's and starts playing PS4. He has no idea how jealous I am.
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@SamGrittner: Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them. Horses aren't real. Commitment is.
@tarashoe: how bout i spell YOUR name wrong, Stahrbux. hm? how bout i pronounce it wrong, too, huh? you like that? how's that feel, Stlerbecks?
@buttgh0st: [following girl off elevator] you cant hate snakes and then say u love dragons, because theyre actually extremely similar. in a lot of mytho
@Chumpstring: I like to shit with the door open, because it keeps other people from getting onto the elevator with me.