@lemmywinkler: My 13 year old daughter just lit a cigarette at the kitchen table. I've never been more furious! And in front of her kids too!
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@Smug_Lemur: The best part about talking to a narcissist is how there isn't any pressure to add to the conversation.
@LlamaInaTux: Diary, day 1: I'm in the gang, but the guys didn't want my mom to join Day 2: Friendship bracelets don't count as bling Day 3: They found my diary. I'm out of the gang
@huntigula: [job interview] Last test: put ur hands on the desk & don't move [plays 'In The Air Tonight'] [I begin violently shaking as drum solo nears]