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@AndyAsAdjective: [my 1st day at press conference sign language translator job I lied on my résumé to get]

ME: *does Madonna's Vogue choreography for 45 min*

[my 1st day at press conference sign language translator job I lied on my résumé to get]

ME: *does Madonna’s Vogue choreography for 45 min*

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