@Brianhopecomedy: My 2 year old has a pretty big attitude considering that I'm the only one who can open the fridge.
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@seejaylinco: please stop asking me to change my password, i'm getting tired of renaming my cat all the time
@UncleDuke1969: The only highlight of a brutal moving day: Wife: "That's way too big to fit in the back door." 4 people in unison: "That's what she said!"
@Sychlops: Pretty sure Zinedine Zidane never forgave his parents for all the waiting he had to do for his attendance call in school.