@Brianhopecomedy: My 2 year old has a pretty big attitude considering that I'm the only one who can open the fridge.
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@Rollinintheseat: I'm not above army crawling down an aisle at the grocery store to avoid small talk with an acquaintance.
@Cheeseboy22: Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.