@TheCiscoKidder: My 2yr old pointed at my crotch and said, "Big pee pee!" I'm taking him with me everywhere I go from now on.
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@KeetPotato: me: "beetle rabbit" boss: "that's a terrible idea for a cartoon" jim who always steals my ideas but makes them better somehow: "bugs bunny?"
@jwoodham: Some people say America is obese, but I blame our flag. Everyone knows that horizontal stripes make you look fatter.