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@XplodingUnicorn: My 3-year-old dumped pudding in her pocket.

Novice dad reaction: "You ruined your pants."

Veteran dad: "Thank God. I thought it was poop."

My 3-year-old dumped pudding in her pocket.

Novice dad reaction: “You ruined your pants.”

Veteran dad: “Thank God. I thought it was poop.”

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