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@XplodingUnicorn: My 3-year-old told me she covered the house in "fairy dust"

She better mean cocaine because if it's glitter somebody's going to be homeless

My 3-year-old told me she covered the house in “fairy dust”

She better mean cocaine because if it’s glitter somebody’s going to be homeless

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