@snowmedia: My 3 yr old is so encouraging. I changed my shirt; she says"Daddy, you did it!" If she finds out I use the potty by myself, she'll flip out.
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@secondofhername: If you date someone working for the federal government and then break up, does he become FedEx? #oksorry
@primawesome: The power steering went out in my car. Rather than fix it I've decided to get stronger.
@Sean_Burgundy_: [ 3 AM ] Friend: I got a flat and I'm stranded Me: Do you have snacks in your car? Friend: No Me: *Hangs up