@novicefather: My 3yo just told me that he loves to make babies and I don't know what it means but I'm terrified.
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@ArfMeasures: THERAPIST: Whatever you say will stay inside these 4 walls ME: A ghost THERAPIST: What?! Why [looks round, scared] why would you do that?!
@mandysparklerxo: You'll never say "wrong hole" more often than when you're trying to help a toddler put on gloves.