@novicefather: My 3yo just told me that he loves to make babies and I don't know what it means but I'm terrified.
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@ieatanddrink: Commercial for elbows: A frustrated man steers his car with totally straight arms. "Why did I go with the cheap arms?!" Narrator: "Elbows"