@novicefather: My 3yo just told me that he loves to make babies and I don't know what it means but I'm terrified.
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@Home_Halfway: WINNIE THE POOH: There's a rumbly in my tumbly ME: Use regular words you half naked glutton
@realdealbiehl: Turns out 6 foot penguins don't exist, in related news, I might have just ran over a nun.
@Mr_goose007: The pot called the kettle black. The pot is silver............we now have a situation in the kitchen.