@HeyoShellz: My 4 year old refused his dinner but it's ok because I caught him eating a Milkbone earlier
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@XplodingUnicorn: 6-year-old: *finds a picture she drew* Why was this in the trash? Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.