@HeyoShellz: My 4 year old refused his dinner but it's ok because I caught him eating a Milkbone earlier
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@1followernodad: me: how can Americans be so arrogant? also me: *is mad when United States is listed alphabetically instead of at the top of a list*
@SCbchbum: One of the most effective forms of birth control is assembling furniture together as a couple.