@Manda_like_wine: My 4yo just came into the living room, crying, "I don't want Santa to see me when I poo."
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@Mom_Overboard: Women are scary. Take me, for example...I said goodnight to a guy, weeks ago, and he's so afraid to say the wrong thing, he STILL hasn't replied.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: *puts six steaks on the grill* Wife: Don't you think that's too much? It's just us and the kids. Me: Wait, you guys are eating, too?
@sofarrsogud: The running up the steps scene from Rocky, but it's a penguin, and it takes four and a half hours.