@DaddyJew: My 5 year old asked for a lava lamp and now I'm checking his room for drugs
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@AmericanGent69: Me: *grins* Couldn’t help but notice you checking me out. Girl: Yeah, I’m a cashier at a grocery store. That’s my job.
@QwertyJones3: [arguing with my wife] WELL AT LEAST I DON'T BRING UP THINGS FROM THE PAST LIKE YOU DID LAST MONTH