@DaddyJew: My 5 year old asked for a lava lamp and now I'm checking his room for drugs
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@AristotlesNZ: Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: I don't have any other feet.. Me: Fair enough.
@TheTweetOfGod: Friday, Friday, all gonna die next Friday. Everybody's gettin' ready for the world's end. Gotta make My mind up: Which souls should I take?
@carlyken: So far my toddler's most impressive defense mechanism is pooping his pants every time anyone rings our doorbell.