@DaddyJew: My 5 year old asked for a lava lamp and now I'm checking his room for drugs
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@shutupmikeginn: If Sherlock is such a great detective why does it take him 90min to solve a crime when CSI detectives do it in an hour minus commercials??
@Keys_ToMe: I love to watch the look of panic on my husband's face when I pull a pair of panties out of my drawer and say, "um, these aren't mine."
@thenatewolf: Me: my doctor says if I get annoyed I could die You: so you can't watch that YouTube link? Me: I'm saying it's dangerous to even send them
@TheDizzyBeauty: Thank God for semi colon's. How would I have ever been able to flirt if they didn't exist?