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@U_Want_Shum_M8: My 5 year old brother said "when I'm older I won't have a GF, I'll live on my own like my big brother"
YEAH CAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY A CHOICE

My 5 year old brother said “when I’m older I won’t have a GF, I’ll live on my own like my big brother” 
YEAH CAUSE THAT’S TOTALLY A CHOICE

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