@Brianhopecomedy: My 5 year old hasn't said a word in the car after I convinced him that the volume control on our stereo ejects his car seat.
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@rachelle_mandik: do you think the guy who designed hand grenades really hated pineapples, or really loved them?
@LetMeStart: Me: I couldn't eat another thing. Narrator: Oh, she ate another thing. And then some.
@michael_raphone: I've got a great sense of humor *closes eyes and tilts head slightly upward* yes. there is humor nearby. 40, no, 50 yards from here