@Brianhopecomedy: My 5 year old set up the lemonade stand all by himself and, while I'm proud of him, I doubt he'll make a lot of sales in the backyard.
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@CulturedRuffian: I rarely eat kale chips, but when I do-I eat them condescendingly and self-righteously.
@Carmel_Coleman: I keep graphic, full frontal nude pictures of myself on my cell phone in case anyone ever hacks it. That'll teach 'em. Can't unsee that.
@TheToddWilliams: A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale's heart. Let's make this happen.